The left's love affair with Europe
By Burt Prelutsky
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Certain people of the leftist persuasion are always trying
to convince the rest of us that Europe is superior to
America and, quite frankly, I’m getting sick and tired of
it. We even hear that certain Supreme Court justices are
less interested in what the Constitution says, or what
common sense would dictate, than in how their decisions will
be viewed on the other side of the Atlantic.
Whenever the Europeans do something, no matter how
cowardly or corrupt, their champions in our country can be
counted on to put the best possible face on it. With one
socialistic country after another perched on the brink of
bankruptcy, our yahoos continue to ballyhoo their failed
policies as if they were all paid flacks.
What’s particularly peculiar is that these are the very
same people who dislike white American males of European
descent, but who can’t stop gushing about white European
males. Go figure.
These numbskulls insisted that Bush was a puppet of the
Saudis, but ignored the fact that they begged him not to
invade Iraq. That’s the kind of puppet that only Stephen
King could dream up. Without missing a step, they claimed
that we were only invading Iraq in order to capture its oil
fields. While they no longer repeat that lie, they also
never admitted they were mistaken. Odd, though, that they
didn’t seem to notice that we didn’t confiscate Kuwait’s oil
fields after driving out Saddam Hussein in ’91. Instead,
they hailed France and Russia for refusing to depose
Hussein, ignoring the sweetheart deals both countries had
with the oil broker of Baghdad.
One of the favorite lies the leftists like to parrot is
that the U.S. is an imperialistic power. Wouldn’t even the
dumbest of them have figured out that if we were, we’d have
far-flung colonies to show for it? At the very least,
wouldn’t we have invaded Cuba by this time and sent Castro
packing, the way that America’s cigar smokers have long
demanded?
The truth is, Europe is a hodgepodge of second-rate
powers who don’t trust each other and with good reason. A
few of them are so fearful of their own Muslim populations
that they actually feel they have to line up with Hezbollah
and al-Qaeda against Israel. Of course, being as
anti-Semitic as so many Europeans are, they’d probably swing
that way in any case.
These loony Americans also tend to side with the Islamic
fascists against the only democracy in the Middle East. So
in spite of the fact that the Muslims represent the
antithesis of everything that liberals theoretically
espouse—free speech, equal rights for women, separation of
state and religion, the rule of law, free elections—our
lefties consistently side with the followers of Mohammad.
They also argue that if only America would get out of the
Middle East, Islamic terrorism would come to an end. Once
again they choose to ignore the facts; namely that the
terrorist acts were being committed long before we rescued
Kuwait. They also choose to ignore the fact that terrorist
bombings in India, Spain, Bali, Africa, England, Japan, the
Philippines, etc., etc., have nothing to do with the United
States. Likewise, the slaughter of Christians in Lebanon and
other parts of the world has nothing to do with us or
Israel, for that matter. It has everything to do with their
blind hatred of the civilized world.
Of course, these American leftists never get upset about
suicide bombings in Israel or the anti-Semitic ravings of
Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. It’s only when Israel defends
itself against the lunatics who have sworn to exterminate
the Jews that these moral midgets work themselves into a
proper frenzy.
Quite honestly, not only do I not admire European values,
such as they are, but I can’t think of a single European
tradition I’d want us to adopt. I don’t want to run naked
through the snow like the Finns, I don’t want to have dinner
at 11 p.m. like the Spaniards, and I sure don’t want to wave
a white flag every time a car backfires like the French! |